Top 10 "DIFFERENT" Gifts For Your Girl ~ Rock None

#10 CHIA PET

First off… name something more impersonal than one of these American-styled terracotta figurines (hey, that's how Wikipedia describes them!) that have found popularity because of their weirdly catchy and ubiquitous "cha-cha-cha-chia catchphrase." Secondly, you actually have to take care of these. Thirdly, nothing good comes from purchasing someone a likeness of Shrek that sprouts its own hair.

A standard-model Chia pet. (Photo: Wikipedia Commons)

#9 A USED COPY OF FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

A used copy of "50 Shades of Grey" is awkward enough, ! Creepily enough, it implies that you read it. And secondly, it indicates that you wants you to read it too. Um…laters.

#8 A stick of deodorant:

Passive aggressive much?

#7 Appliances

Nothing says "I love you" like a brand-new washing machine...NOT. While appliances might be practical, they don't necessarily evoke the warm, joyous giving personified by the holiday season.

#6 Tooth Powder

Nothing is more joyful then the sweet smile of your love. And tooth powders add to the smile by providing clean white teeth. So just use them yourself and give to your girl, then smile at each other sharing the joy of love.

#5 Tickets To Chess Tournament

Its a great gift. It will help your GF think strategically and sharpen her mind. It will help her solve many problems of her life and move to a more successful and prosperous way.

#4 Exercise Equipment

She remains fit and beautiful that keeps her mind and body healthy and nourishing.

#3 Unsolicited Diet Books

This diet book might help her loose some extra pounds easily and she will feel satisfies with herself. As she will then have a better body and more healthy life.

#2 A Vacuum

Vacuums are universally heralded as the most impersonal of household cleaning items. At least make the effort and buy a broom/mop or something.

#1 A Toilet Seat

Toilet seat is a major utility for everyone. You use your toilet seat twice or more a day. And a comfortable toilet seat will give your partner a complete satisfaction. She will have a great morning and hence the whole day.